A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
by Ray Veege February 24, 2025
My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.
My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it
by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021
by Oneandimout March 15, 2022
I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
by PoschSpice30 March 19, 2024
Commuty call
(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
"John, you're calling me on your way home from work for the third time this week. Is this a commuty call?"
by Brian and Linda J May 09, 2017
by Batman247 September 01, 2022