bro taste test

When a bro is going on a date with a girl who he expects to get oral sex from, he will have one of his bros taste his penis for him to make sure it’s clean for his date. A bro taste test is usually practiced in US college fraternities and mma fight gyms.

Bro1: Hey bro! So I’m going on a date with this girl from work and I’m pretty sure she’s going to blow me. Would you mind giving me a bro taste test?
Bro2: Absolutely! Anything for my favorite bro!

-20 minutes later-
Bro2: Bro, I think you’re good to go.
Bro1: (crying) Thanks bro, you’re the best!

by mart5124 July 15, 2018

g fam bro

the g fam bro is the best thing you can ever be called. you're a sex god if you ever get called the g fam bro

Hey wassup G FAM BRO!!!

by Fleqqx April 8, 2019

bro hoe

A white girl who acts black and only finds black guys attractive.

Man katie is such a bro hoe. She'll only fuck big black dicks.

by K G Money April 30, 2006

It’s every day bro

A dumb song by a washed up celebrity who probably rented the Lamborghini from the video.

It’s every day bro with that Disney channel flow

by PBJ_29 June 2, 2018

hook it up bro

When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.

Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"

Bartender: "So you want a double?"

Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"

by hookitupbro.com September 7, 2011

Chlamydia frat bro

Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles

"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"

"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."

by AlexaBlake June 16, 2017

Gym-bro Slice

An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.

Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice

by jdbombassmofo December 16, 2021