the g fam bro is the best thing you can ever be called. you're a sex god if you ever get called the g fam bro
by Fleqqx April 8, 2019
Get the g fam bro mug.A Female friend with sexual benefits, who fits in with the "bro's" and shares common male interests.
by dirtyraghead February 1, 2010
Get the Titty Bro mug.your romanian "brother" than isn't actually your brother by blood or marriage.
you live in a country that isn't romania ... you're the only romanian kid for miles until your parents make you play with their friends' kid ... this kid can potentially be your ro-bro
you live in a country that isn't romania ... you're the only romanian kid for miles until your parents make you play with their friends' kid ... this kid can potentially be your ro-bro
I had an awesome time with my ro-bro(s) this weekend, we got sauced and high-fived all over the parking lot
by a-pop/a-rab December 9, 2010
Get the ro-bro mug.Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
by Pharg March 10, 2009
Get the Closet Bro mug.A "party bro" is the highest regarded status of all bro-hood. Sought by many and achieved by few, party bros are an endangered breed of superhuman, notoriously sustaining themselves for months at a time on nothing more than alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex and Reeespect!
If you're hot and happen to see a party bro, fuck them immediately, as this is the only conservation effort that has had success in sustaining their dwindling numbers.
If you're hot and happen to see a party bro, fuck them immediately, as this is the only conservation effort that has had success in sustaining their dwindling numbers.
by Etymologized May 9, 2011
Get the Party Bro mug.Phrase used whenever a girl does something stupid/bitchy. This term can be used in any/all situations.
"Dude she totally was flirting with me then went and fucked that guy..."
..."Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)"
..."Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)"
by Iloveyogapants January 22, 2012
Get the Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4) mug.The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps
by THErealCOOCIEman March 1, 2021
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