shit the dog

expression of awe

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man

by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

dogging around

having sex with a lot of people. basically being a slut, whore, ect.

Why is Jane always dogging around?

by 2gurls1definition January 24, 2017

dog fluffer

A dog fluffer is someone who prepares male dogs for breeding by manual stimulation.

Carlo: Why do you smell like dog spooge?

Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.

Carlo: There, there...

by scodder November 5, 2012

man-dog

A game played by the British Army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his ass checks while the other places his cock length wise between his mate's ass checks. The man who spread his ass cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his cock between the ass checks was the hotdog or man-dog. The Brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is "totally not gay and you just don't understand because you are US/Canadian/Aussie etc".

Oy, Phiwip? Ow bout ah game af man-dog?

by Tony666 December 13, 2012

Dodge the Dog

1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.

1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."

2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?

Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.

by tsukoi August 18, 2011

dog feelings

Those feelings so often exemplified by dogs,
such as intense excitement, eagerness, undying loyalty, and sudden apparent shame.

He had always been a man who appeared to experience a spectrum of dog feelings which were so clearly written all over his face.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

Crazy dog

crazy dog is a cute nickname to call your lover.

boy: shut up your crazy dog ❤️

by Yussef Nashwan December 6, 2020