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Bob

A man who loves to Watch Bob the builder and when you watch the show with him he will all ways say Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
Hey Bob wana watch Bob the builder Bob Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
by Big man 5000 November 19, 2020
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Bob Ross

a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995

he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida

he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch

he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
Friend: What’s your favorite show

Me: Whatever Bob Ross’ show is called
by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020
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bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit
Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018
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Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
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Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
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2 bobs

eow bro har du to smøger til min 2 bobs
by badderbrian August 26, 2021
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bob blog

A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
n00b1: dude, h4\/3 u s33n th4t n3\/\/ 808 8|0g?

n00b2: \/\/h|c|-| 0/\/3?
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
by morguepie August 6, 2008
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