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shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.
I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.
by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023
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magic internet money

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
by crypto chad April 3, 2024
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Money Demon

A person who’s body is strongly dependent on monetary value and often has reoccurring thoughts of money .Usually Money Demons put anything that has to do with money first and the thoughts of others last
Person 1: “Is John going to stop working And take a break

Person 2: “That man is a money demon that’s all he cares about .”
by Bigracks4sho November 17, 2019
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Lunch Money

In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.
Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.
by BlueNerve January 1, 2021
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dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
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money monkey

A noticeably wealthy black person.
"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025
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Money Green

Not denying service to an undesirable customer

Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.
A: “Why would you sell him a phone, he’s clearly a racist”

B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”

“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”
by BlankMan2033 February 21, 2024
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