Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024

car

a kitty witty wubba bubba pookie wookie nookie dookie poopie

"look at that car.... its so fluffy"

by polywog__ April 9, 2024

Blue car syndrome

Blue Car Syndrome, Also known as Frequency Illusion, or Baader-Meinhof phenomenon; Occurs when a new idea or object (like a blue car) is brought to your attention, that thing or idea will then abruptly begin appearing more often in your life, almost as if by coincidence.

Usually this is your mind noticing a new pattern which it previously ignored, in favor of information you were already aware of.

"I learned this new word, then the characters in all my favorite shows started saying it. Weird, but probably Blue Car Syndrome"

"I bought an old used Toyota, and now I see the same year and model everywhere I go! Definitely have Blue Car Syndrome"

by BujuBoru May 18, 2023

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 3, 2023

e-car

A type of car that is either a cat or a duck
Known as several names, Such as SnowyFluffy, Happyflufy
Handsome, Cute
Believed to be the owner of fragbots

Person A: Is this an e-car ?
Person B: Let's check at Urban Dictionary to see

Person A: OMG THIS IS HIM, HELLO E-CAR
<3

by SnowyFluffy February 5, 2022

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016