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Special Species of Retard

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard
Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?
by OP_eLaniM December 13, 2018
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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Retard

You
You are a retard
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Borderline Retarded

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
by Sir. B May 4, 2020
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Retard

You
by Kiwino December 5, 2018
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find
Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down
by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023
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