Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

Out of Pocket

A term used, mainly by southern business men, to indicate they will not be available as usual. It's a stupid term, that is frown upon by people with intelligence. The term is often used by individuals that most people would describe as sociopaths.

My boss, the sociopath, had to take his wife to rehab this morning, he stated that he will be "out of pocket" most of the day.

by Buddballs January 18, 2018

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

Snot Pocket

(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.

I'm going to Dunkin. You want anything? Yeah get me a large iced coffee and a snot pocket.

by boggler June 29, 2019

pocket snatcher

When you're such a twat that you rick someones top pocket off.

That bitch Becky is a pocket snatcher.

by JakeP2400 May 4, 2020

Pocket to pocket

A pocket to pocket come from the description of a woman's pubic hair, which when left unshaven for a long period of time, will stretch from one pocket in her pants to the other; in other words, a GIANT f'ing bush.

Will: "Hey Matt, you hear about your mom's pocket to pocket?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Will: "Your mom has the biggest bush ever, it stretches from pocket to pocket"
Matt: "Fuck you"

by Dklaker23 May 26, 2013