The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.
by johnathon michael October 12, 2011
The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023
by StephenIsVeryHot March 28, 2022
A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain
Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.
by Galethedirty June 01, 2020
Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 09, 2021