wet poo

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

by BigLadConnor September 8, 2022

Peek-a-Poo

During intercourse, your girlfriend, without warning, sticks her finger in your (preferably) virgin butthole.

While Ms. K and I were getting it on last night, she gave me my first Peek-a-Poo!

by TarotChick82 June 12, 2021

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

Poo Props

Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.

Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.

by jigglebelly1 September 2, 2011

Poo

A little brown thing that comes out ya bum

Alba:I eat poo for breakfast

by Misplaced hearing aid girlies June 24, 2024

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

POO BONE

A NIG SLICE WHO FLOGES THE BOINALAID BACK IN 2095

YOUR SUCH A POO BONE ASS NIGGA

by ASS LUB February 26, 2024