Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.

It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.

by Reggie D. November 16, 2019

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Lipstick Monkey

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.

Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!

by caz321 April 22, 2019

Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.

Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*

by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019

rooftop monkey

you don’t wanna know

shut up you rooftop monkey

by 💀⚫️ June 14, 2019

Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019