Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

by freebiglurch May 28, 2012

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 02, 2018

pocket chaser

Nj T.s.k, someone who is only after the money you got
Either they gonna get a lick or a girl being a goldigger or getting to that money

Yo Brianna out here again on her pocket chaser status . so be careful yo you might be next .

by Chris ace January 22, 2018

gooch pocket

The area between your Anus and balls to hold small items .mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he had to stash his stuff in his gooch pocket “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

gooch pocket

The area between the anus and balls to hold small objects.. mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he used his gooch pocket to hide his stuff “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

Pocket Friend

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.

Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.

by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022

Pocket Friend

1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship

I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.

by Ninafriend October 31, 2021