chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

Bum Chunkys

I white lumpy substance found in your anus.

My Bum Chunkys were so bad today it was just mush and it was so lumpy.

by FingerMyBumBB March 19, 2021

Bum Status

When someone reaches a level of incompetence that puts them in their own stratosphere of stupidity.

Man the fact that you failed the test really shows that you have reached bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

Crumb bum

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.

Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.

by rondubbs June 7, 2020

Bum-figurising

When an item of clothing makes the figure of someone’s bum look good

Hannah: ‘ Oo, John I got a new dress today. Do you like it?’

John: ‘Oo yeah, it’s really bum-figurising’

Hannah: ‘Hehe, thank you’

by UrbanDictioniser May 4, 2018

Country Bum Fuck

Country Bum Fuck

portmanteau

1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum

Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.

by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022

Bum

Ethan Dallas

Ethan Dallas is such a bum!

by McCabe1215 August 1, 2022