John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 10, 2022
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1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.
3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.
3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington
1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".
3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".
2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".
3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".
by WhatelyMAslippers430 October 31, 2009
by livyy2real January 07, 2024
Child Pornography. Shortened form of 'cp.'
by DondaDeluxe January 23, 2023
An alternative to saying a friend's mum is a MILF. Let's be honest most people in the world called Kim are either your friend's hot mum or a member of a family of North Korean dictators. It's Kim P because it sounds like "skimpy"
Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.
Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.
Some guy: "Hey bro your mum is a total Kim P".
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."
by Fred Toenails March 18, 2022
Often used in the engineering society as a replacement for P.Eng. designation to recognize certain individuals who exemplify fudu behaviour and antics on a regular basis.
by legendaryfudh November 02, 2017