by Realdealriz October 18, 2023

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
by anony89mous September 1, 2020

It's a known fact that when millenials dont know what they are reffering to or can't quite comprehend something; they tend to add the 'Special' adjective to any everyday common household items
"THE CUNT AMY DENIED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A .....SPECIAL......LIGHTBULB"
'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB
'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB
by THE NEW YORK TIMES 100% May 25, 2020

cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 4, 2020

It is a sex position where the female throws the males legs over his head and holds them down, then starts flossing the males ass hairs with her teeth while tongue punching his fart box.
by AVH444 February 6, 2025

When your driving on a freshly paved road in Pennsylvania and then come across the most annoying pothole of all time on it.
by Ughhhhhhhhhhh8 September 1, 2025

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K July 14, 2016
