admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
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potatoable

if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances
can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable
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Potato Chipping

Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.
Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.
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grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.
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Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
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