by Ruthlessvizion February 27, 2017
by Excuses people give February 12, 2025
his names joseph and he’s the most cutest, nicest, sweetest, caring, smartest boy in the whole entire world and even tho he might not think it he’s the perfect bf.
Friends: joseph is farr from perfect
Me: no ur wrong in my eyes he will always be perfect
The definition of the perfect bf is my bf joseph the most perfect boy in the world, my monkey
Me: no ur wrong in my eyes he will always be perfect
The definition of the perfect bf is my bf joseph the most perfect boy in the world, my monkey
by daggerdicc14 July 22, 2023
Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.
Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 05, 2013
It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
by My beautiful dark twisted fant December 10, 2021