1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls
Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*
Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny
Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny
by Zorkkins August 02, 2016
One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.
by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022
When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.
by robert’s deli December 31, 2021
When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.
So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.
The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.
The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"
by It's-a me, a-Mario! August 11, 2015
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by Bigbadussy2000 October 21, 2021
November 17th national piss of a liberal day. Any way you want call them a libtard call them a faggot call them child sniffers call them retarded. No one cares it's national piss of a liberal day
Hunter: it's November 17th you know what that means.
Joe: I have no clue
Hunter: it's national piss of a liberal day. I'm gonna call a liberal a libtard for the rest of the day
Joe: I have no clue
Hunter: it's national piss of a liberal day. I'm gonna call a liberal a libtard for the rest of the day
by Libtard_hater November 17, 2022