Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
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To make cream of Cami, simply take a bowl of Camis cream and cook it In soup pan on medium-high heat. Add one cup of blue cap 2% Umpqua milk for every 5 cups of Camis cream. Cook for 5-6 minutes, and stir in regular intervals. Allow it to settle for 2 minutes, serve, and enjoy Camis cream!
(Note: You will need a Cami in order to make cream of Cami. Craigslist is a good place to search for the ingredients)
To make cream of Cami, simply take a bowl of Camis cream and cook it In soup pan on medium-high heat. Add one cup of blue cap 2% Umpqua milk for every 5 cups of Camis cream. Cook for 5-6 minutes, and stir in regular intervals. Allow it to settle for 2 minutes, serve, and enjoy Camis cream!
(Note: You will need a Cami in order to make cream of Cami. Craigslist is a good place to search for the ingredients)
"I'm not feeling very well. My throats scratchy, and I think I may be getting sick"
"Don't worry honey, I'll make you some cream of Cami to sooth your throat"
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Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
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