Chris

A small black nigga he is good at fortnite, and likes big booty bitches in his bed and his is just a really cool dude

chris is him

by This isn't michael March 16, 2025

Chris Hulls

The creator Life360, making him the biggest snitch of mankind.

Hey do you know Chris Hulls
Yeah, I heard he’s a bitch

by swimmergirl756 October 28, 2019

Chris Gros

Discretely shitting during sex then, without warning, shoving the turd into your partners ass.

Dude i pulled a Chris Gros on Samantha last night!

by VanceBob April 17, 2020

Chris

The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.

I just shit my pants, I’m such a Chris.

by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021

Chris

will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

Chris is hella good at Mario kart

by Datchungis November 22, 2021

Chris

He would beat your ass if u pissed him off. He is dirty if he wants to be. He is kind with the people he loves. He is with an amazing gang. He works hard to beat his goal.
Chris is cool.

Friend: why is this guy so dirty
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris

by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019

Chris' Law

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012