Des

Des is a funny, caring girl with a wild side to her. She loves to have fun and do stuff she's not supposed to do. She's very pretty and knows how to dress
Wow look at her. She must be a des!
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Omg I think you're my des.
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1. Dick-Eating Syndrome, medically known as “DES,” is a known condition where one gives another a major knob polishing verbally . “DES” is indicated when you embellish another person, usually a man to man scenario. People struck with “DES” are also referred to as “Peter-Eaters” or “Knob-Slobbers.”
1. “Wow man that’s a sick car.”
Shut your ass up boy you got ‘DES’”

2. “Jon your dick is so massive, please bend me over.”
Jon: “Have you had lunch yet?”
“No, why?”
Jon: “Idk man you are really munching on my pork-sword, I think you have a bad case of ‘DES.’”
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a gay dumb bitch who is fucking retarded and loves dogs
me:shes such a des
girl:ikr
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slut bitch who don’t gaf abt no one but her bf, her cat, and herself
“damn i hate des” “me too but they don’t care
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An example of a good Instagram caption on des’ account is, “Wow! Great post!😀 or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud😂😂😂😂😂😂 My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am😎😎😜 like a boss!!!😎✝️“
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