Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

by Mortt June 26, 2017

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

Tunnel Monkey

A term used to describe homosexual black men.

"When I was at the club last night, there was this group of tunnel monkeys who kept trying to get at me the whole time."

"Don't drop the soap, or the tunnel monkeys will get you."

by angerdog January 20, 2014

Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

Arctic monkeys

Arctic monkeys are literally the best rock band ever.

Alex turner is from the band Arctic Monkeys

by Applesaucegivesmeboners November 4, 2020

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019