Chris

huge cocked hunky piece of meat ( black )

Chris is black

by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021

chris

chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!

molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”

by a-sheisty March 16, 2022

Chris

Pretty cool guy, kinda wierd. Inside he hates every decision he makes but laughs it off because he has nothing to lose. Likely to become an alcoholic by 25. Woo

Chris is just chris

by Fml honestly July 6, 2016

Chris

A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.

Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?

by person who only speaks mad fac June 28, 2020

Chris Mic

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her

Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?

by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020

Chris

The most cutest, adorable, kindest, amazing, handsom, sexy person on this earth. He is my favorite person in the whole wide world and I love him So. Much. It. Hurts.

Bangchan (Chris) : *does anything*
Me : I love you more than life itself.

by Bengchanslove July 16, 2023

Chris

Long ass giraffe neck, with a vision of a donkey.

That guy that sits behind me is such a Chris

by The Ultimate 9C Pizza Burger October 30, 2018