Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

Top Mobber

A person who does not sleep and stays up all night until sunrise almost every night.

Yo, shawty is a Top Mobber. She ain’t been to sleep in days.

by babythaya856 November 12, 2021

fiya top

dick sucking at its best/ the best kind of head.

I heard Gege got dat fiya top.

by zoe boy June 10, 2008

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Gun

Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.

Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on

by thekeg1 February 06, 2016

Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.

Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes

by JewishMeister November 06, 2019