k

When your girlfriend is so pissed with you she types in this letter for a substitute for "fuck you".

Josh: "Kristina, I'm sorry, I hope you can forgive me"
Kristina: "K"

by Somedoodthatisbored May 22, 2020

K.

The definition is when a girl doesn't care and never reads the text but hates when people text them and response with a K.

Homie : let's eat at Chucky cheese

Other homie : Yhea let's do it
Girl : K.

by Toe mama November 18, 2019

K Martini

A Special K coke with bourbon

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71

by JJRedneck May 1, 2025

K-Mart

The place where you bought those Off-Brand shoes, went to school, and bragged about said Off-Brand shoes

Man 1: Look at my new shoes
Man 2: You probably got those from K-mart loser
Man 1:

by pogboy2000 March 28, 2022

Bro K

To give your guy friend your blessing to date a girl

I heard you like Christine. I give you the bro k, man.

by billatick March 28, 2015

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

M I K E

The creator of humans and more importantly potatoes

M I K E is the true god and gave us the greatest gift of potatoes

by Kayoid November 19, 2023