There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.

The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

by Rico Dali August 10, 2025

punch the ether

It's when you break through the inertia of stuff and make an outcome from sheer will.

Let's get a rest now so we can go on and 'punch the ether' later!

by Mada Faca February 9, 2022

venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole

im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!

by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue

I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023