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post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021
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Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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post cribrum

scientific term which means "after performing a high throughput screen" (latin, literally "after sifting")
"Fortunately, there exists an expanding arsenal of approaches for target elucidation post cribrum."
by zebrafish man January 28, 2012
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Post-Sequitur

Post-Sequitur
A thought or sentence that continues the previous statement or thought before the prior compleation of thought and or sentence.
This may be due to either a break in the mental stabilty of one's logic chain, or the possiblity that the subconcious answers the question before the concious mind has fully formed it. Other possibilities lay within apathy or acceptence of the individual.
As opposed to a 'brain fart' there is no time between a) the orginal thought and b) the inturrupting conclusion.
"Do I want to... never mind that would be dumb." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"I want to say... don't you think?" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Was it my, doesn't matter I don't regret it." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Watch.. (he'll figure it out) !!" i.e. Post-Sequitur
by RoninOfTheMoon January 6, 2008
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post-pivot

November 2017 marks the inception of America’s post-pivot strategy.
Trump's-post-pivot-strategy
by It Tickled November 17, 2017
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