Someone who doesn't consider the nuances of emo music as a genre, and always try to shut down the conversation about what bands are considered part of the genre or not. They always refer bands like American Football, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids, and other midwest emo bands as "true emo", and anything mainstream like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and Paramore as "fake emo".
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
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Get the Emo Gatekeeper mug.A Dahoodian Emo is a sub-category style in Da Hood, usually wearing dark clothes and have messy hair, like a birds nest made from sticks. They also mainly have headless and korblox, but will mainly use headless so you cannot get a headshot. They use Revolver and Double Barrel, rarely using (Tactical) Shotgun. They have many enemies across the platform, but their main enemies are Newbies and Barbies. About 94.33% of Emos are male, and range from the ages 11-17. The rest of them are Females who range from the ages 10-16, as it is very rare to find one older than 18. They use insuls such as " ez ", "so bad", "son", and "L". They are easy to find in public server, very common to find. They are extremely toxic, and have a decent amount of skill. They random people off the bat if they want to, so they're pretty aggressive. They most likely are sweaty kids who have no life or just human beings that are bored.
Dahoodian Emo: *Randoms Newbies and other Dahoodians* EZ
Person 1: Hey, what type of Dahoodian is that?
Person 2: That's a Dahoodian Emo.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 1: Hey, what type of Dahoodian is that?
Person 2: That's a Dahoodian Emo.
Person 1: Oh...
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Fiona (emo) spent many years of his life trying to figure out his sexuality. Then in 2021 he came out as orcasexual and dreamsexual (we are so proud of him!!!!)
He is best known as Fiona (emo) but what you may not have known is that he also goes by Finn, Finon, Finona and just fiona.
Fiona (emo) is a fan of lego ninjago. We do not support this but we still support Fiona (emo) as best as we can.
Fiona (emo) spent many years of his life trying to figure out his sexuality. Then in 2021 he came out as orcasexual and dreamsexual (we are so proud of him!!!!)
He is best known as Fiona (emo) but what you may not have known is that he also goes by Finn, Finon, Finona and just fiona.
Fiona (emo) is a fan of lego ninjago. We do not support this but we still support Fiona (emo) as best as we can.
Omg!!! Is that Fiona (emo) being emo?!?!?!?!
Fiona (emo) is watching Lego Ninjago? I think I'm gonna be sick!
Fiona (emo) is watching Lego Ninjago? I think I'm gonna be sick!
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Get the Emo stella mug.A Jordyn emo can be funny, loud, and smart. Great sense of style and likes to dress well. they are very depressed ands emo, so take care of somone who wants to be a jordyn emo.
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"My mom and dad hate me! Everyone hates me!"
In reality, this emo fuck is an only child and very popular at school, therefor getting excessive amounts of attention.
In reality, this emo fuck is an only child and very popular at school, therefor getting excessive amounts of attention.
by touch me im sick October 9, 2005
Get the Emo fuck mug.The dirty lovechildren of underground rock kids, the scene and the dying goth movement. In other words, once middle class kids raped the grunge scene, the alternative scene, and when prep was too mainstream, they had to find something else. Luckily enough, lots of bands were crappily re-doing the sixties. From this and the remnants of the goth era, ( and some actually GOOD musical inflences thrown in ), this birthed the degenerate group of whiners we all come and know as emo kids. Now, they were helped a little. High-and-mighty scene kids were their idols and Hot Topic their vehicle to awesome. Sadly, they'll never make it. And noone wants to be scene anyway. Most of those kids are in the ana community on livejournal and snort blow while listening to the YeahYeahYeahs. Anyhow, did I mention that emo kids also rise up and overtake evil establishments like Myspace and the mall, making them more evil. They also slit their wrists on a regular basis, cry to AFI songs and try to be cool by playing oldschool Nintendo. (Even though most of them weren't alive in the 80's.) They also frequent sites on the internet that make fun of them, trying to refute the obvious with bad typing, bad grammar, and overall weak arguments. However, they aren't as full of crap as furries. Noone is below a furry. Except perhaps a lolicon.
Common emo kid quotes:
" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "
" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "
" God, life just makes me want to die. "
" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "
" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "
" God, life just makes me want to die. "
by thepink October 12, 2006
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