Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.

"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"

by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018

jakes

just kidding

i hate you jakes

by japes April 23, 2018

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 17, 2023

Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

Jake paul

type of toilet paper that full of shits and poops and usually useful for masturbate

OH GOD DANGIT I FORGOT TO YEET THE BAG OF JAKE PAUL AWW MAN IT WILL STINKS THERE

by Domination Beam November 22, 2020

Jake

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

by Arian00 May 4, 2018

jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.

jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff

by j4k33 July 22, 2021