jake briningstool

her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
by sickbitch1234 November 02, 2020
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Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017
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Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 02, 2020
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Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
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Jake webber

The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
"What's your hobby?"

"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."
by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022
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jake ingram

He's so jake ingram
by Loopdoop September 21, 2013
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Basty JAKE

basty Jake he is the most athletic and strongest And CUTEST BOY on dixon road he is the leader of the notorious GANG called "BMG the most dangerous gang on the whole ontario"
Wow how dangerous that BASTY JAKE is he so......
FOOLish
by Ushhx November 22, 2021
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