Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.

Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!

by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021

jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree

Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015

Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep

Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep

by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

Jake

Looks like a garden gnome and drives a low end sports car

Jake He definitely drives a scion frs look alike

by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021