Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

by Frantic June 28, 2007

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numb fart

Is when you fart so hard and loud your butt is literally numb.

Dude, this morning I had the biggest numb fart ever.

by KeNNy132745 April 1, 2008

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The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.

"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"

by rasta shoes December 24, 2016

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pan fart

The act of farting with gas dispersal in 360 degrees.

He cleared the room with his pan fart

by Gas man August 7, 2003

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Fart Rag

When a fart is brewed up and farted on someone, at very close range. The person being farted on becomes the fart rag. Best performed on unsuspecting victims, and bare ass for maximum effect. correct placement can lead to pinkeye for longer lasting laughs

sneaking up and fart ragging someone

by Carso13 September 15, 2011

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