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Farting Guitar

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.
Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.
by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009
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pan fart

The act of farting with gas dispersal in 360 degrees.
He cleared the room with his pan fart
by Gas man August 7, 2003
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Fart Rag

When a fart is brewed up and farted on someone, at very close range. The person being farted on becomes the fart rag. Best performed on unsuspecting victims, and bare ass for maximum effect. correct placement can lead to pinkeye for longer lasting laughs
by Carso13 September 15, 2011
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numb fart

Is when you fart so hard and loud your butt is literally numb.
Dude, this morning I had the biggest numb fart ever.
by KeNNy132745 April 1, 2008
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Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.
Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.
by Frantic June 28, 2007
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Fart Symbol

The fart symbol is an underground hand motion that one uses to secretly warn approaching friends that a fart has just been released into a very crowded room by the claimer who has symbold the warning. The symbol is most often used in loud atmospheres where code words are not legible within a safe distance.

The symbol first originated in a Howard st night club (Baltimore, MD) where a nasty pig's gf requested aid with keeping prowlers at bay. Bf would stand behind her at the bar and release farts into the crowd to create more bar space. Often, the creepiest of stranger will greet you with the fart symbol, allerting you that they're a stinky foe long after beer goggles have kicked in.

TO PERFORM FART SYMBOL: Use American sign language to symbol "OK" with your right hand (Fingers apart, Thumb and index finger touching to form a circle).
"No honey, it's not worth a drink. He just gave us the fart symbol...dubbed himself stinky and he doesn't even know it."

"Oops, I didn't realize everybody here knew the fart symbol"

"Was she giving you the fart symbol?...Oh ok, that's your ex wife. Of course she doesn't know what it means...or does she?"
by Ray Liza February 4, 2010
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soundboard farts

when your farts sound loud and generic, almost fake like the ones you find on a sound board
you guys ive been having some real soundboard farts tonight
by w0rdsworth December 10, 2010
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