Eat my ass

When someone is mad at you and wants to end the conversation

Person 1 ¨I HATE YOU!

Person 2"EAT MY ASS!

by 3ff December 2, 2021

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.

I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.

by DonnaRia May 26, 2025

Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

eat my knuckles

I’m about to punch you in your face(mouth)

I want to punch him/her

“That n*gga can eat my knuckles, I don’t care.”
“That b*tch can eat knuckles.”

by b0phuzz May 4, 2025