horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

cookies

the slang term used among stoners to describe weed
dude did you bring the cookies i brought the papers

smooking on cookies in the hotbox

by baccarat22 November 15, 2022

cooki

the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well

Wait shes so pretty
Dont yk thats cooki

by cookiwooki December 11, 2024

Digestive cookies

Special offers

I got some great Digestive cookies

by Cody5050 June 25, 2022

cookie offer

An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.

For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml

i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.

by 8I December 16, 2022

crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

Ice tea'n cookies

When you sip that good ice tea while eating cookies
(like try it out its great)

I'm going to get me some Ice tea'n cookies.

by Svend_16 September 30, 2020