Ben

Ben doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife, he's — a perfect one. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Roadrunner... triples of a Nova.

Ben is rich and he has triples of the Barracuda and the Road Runner.

by DookieShoes November 24, 2021

ben

autism

ben has autism

by verented September 9, 2021

Ben

To Ben something is when you smash something onto the floor in a quiet seething rage. Ideally with a backhand and an evil smile. Akin to the hulk smash but sneakier. A Ben must always e plausibly sensible as an accident.

Example: omg he just Benned her coworker's mug onto the floor right in front of me!

Also: omg my cat just Bens my things right off my table while looking right at me! Evil creature!

by Savage crookshanks December 14, 2021

Ben Atherton

Some often refer to him as the second coming. Blake Salernos right hand man. Will do anything he says

Everybody needs a Ben Atherton in their life, he will do anything for you

by Jed Harrowell May 14, 2024

Ben

Biggest cock in the whole wide world. Sexiest man alive, and god damn handsome. All da ladies luv him. He is irresistible and the coolest person u will ever meet.

Mega babe: I luv ben
Other mega babe: he so hot
Ben: ( walks over)
Babes: ( gets wet)
Babes: come here ( grabs ben)
Ben and babes: uinghuuuuUuUuUnnNNhHngh

by Fjdjdkd March 14, 2022

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

Magic Ben

Doing the magic mike and then busting everywhere

I just watched a man hit the Magic Ben

by mcswide February 9, 2025