lobbed balls

A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.

Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.

Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?

by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014

guacamole ball

the better way to name an avocado

I have a guacamole ball in the fridge that I will eat for lunch.

by guacamoleball123 June 10, 2019

Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.

So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!

by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016

nigga balls

a black persons balls

look he has nigga balls

by yvngchris January 14, 2022

Felch Balling

When you felch and then snowball it.

Dude I shot a load in that girls ass and then this other girl sucked it out and spit it in her mouth. It was a total Felch Balling.

by Cujo1809 March 15, 2011

Ball Blaster

The sus one of the friend group

My friend Kyle is a ball blaster

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Ball Fade

When you or a friend/barber fades up your ball hair so it looks fresh

"dude how'd your girl like that ball fade?" "she said it was exquisite"

by joeygooda$$ June 19, 2020