You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
by K.wh September 27, 2023
Get the American public schools mug.american venom is a mission where u shouldn't use dead eye because the sound track is just too perfect
friend 1: "yo did you play american venom"
friend 2: "yeah homes i can't believe people use dead eye in it"
friend "exactly"
friend 1: "yo did you play american venom"
friend 2: "yeah homes i can't believe people use dead eye in it"
friend "exactly"
by frey is not my legal name January 10, 2024
Get the american venom mug.An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
by CravingCinema December 26, 2024
Get the American Derangement Syndrome mug.An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the All American announcer mug.Americans are people who have the most miss behaved children. Their kid is an iPad kid that watches cocomelon everyday. They are known for having hotdog stands, fast foods and drive-thru's.
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Person n.1 : Hey are you American?
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
by georgeetnottfoundd November 25, 2021
Get the American mug.Person 1: Bro do you know where I can get some of that South American Snow?
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.
by lilauss November 6, 2021
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