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Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face
by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019
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toms uncle

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour
by Frudentag February 13, 2018
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tom nook hamburger

the best group chat ever made in history consisting of the great quadtet or whatever u call a group of 4 ava griffin ani and the best for last the awesomest lio. ton nook hamburger is filled with 3 kpop fans who do nothing but be nerds and stupid losers and talk about kpop. then we got the other guy griffin who is just there but is very funny and they make sure to never leave the dude out. ur awesome griffin!
"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"
by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024
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Tom Attrill

An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.
by Noah Sleiman October 23, 2023
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