The Periorbital War: The Juvenile Release...《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Periorbital War: The Juvenile Release...《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Star wars pinball

Getting scammed, gypped or tricked and unaware like a total dumbass.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.

by Deez nuts yum May 18, 2023

war in bahsingsay

Do you mean

Die lee agent: there is no war in bahsingsay

by Sucky Sasuke November 16, 2020

poverty, war and hunger

poverty, war and hunger.

poverty, war and hunger.

by Debskelly1985 April 7, 2023

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

idc war

When you're both being petty and pretending that you don't care about each other to the point it turns into a competition of who cares the least. IDC wars usually happen to people not in a defined relationship and who don't want to admit their feelings to each other.

Friend: Btw did you see her ig story last night?

You: Nah I muted her, can I see it through your phone though
Friend: You guys are so petty you love these idc wars

by Sentiman December 10, 2021

Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass

Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018