Brain Titties

The attractiveness of a woman's intellectual capacity

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard

by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015

The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.

Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day

by Mike hunt, philanthropist April 11, 2024

Titties on a stick

When something jump scares you and you react by saying this.

Friend #1: Boo!
Friend #2: Titties on a stick you scared me

by Jordynlookslikeabirg January 19, 2022

titty grandma

Your mom. Cause milk.

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."

by Tittie Grandwaugh August 17, 2022

Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Titty tuesday

February 8th is titty tuesday. Any person with titties(male or female) must show them to a person of the alternate gender for judging.

“Guess what bitch it’s Titty tuesday”

by Man behind the moon February 8, 2022

Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019