A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich

The art of fucking two gothic obsessed sluts at the same time. One dick two goths. Goth threesome.

Person 1: Anonymous did the Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich last night. What a lucky bastard.

by Gothic Tomboy Enjoyer July 18, 2023

Ice Cream Sandwich

When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream

Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!

by glizzy mentality July 30, 2023

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham

That looked like a good ham sandwich

by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich

A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.

Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?

by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023