Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.
by Emmy03 February 22, 2019
Get the Retardmug. 
A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Isaac is retarded
by Ohh hello there March 9, 2018
Get the Retardedmug. November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence
by F- it October 28, 2021
Get the Retard respect daymug. by Evlux July 30, 2020
Get the Retardedmug. The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
Get the retard taxmug. by BraydenThatGuyThatGetsIt May 25, 2024
Get the Retardedmug.