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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Person

A centre or subject of consciousness that can speak and be spoken to.
“This person knows how to do business
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MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
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Pharisaical Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude. People with this often make a show of being good rather than actually being good.
Corrupt church officials such as crooked pastors, elders, and deacons are the first people that come to mind when thinking of pharisaical personality syndrome.

Communal narcissists also exhibit this if they are in the church or claim to be Christian when they aren't.
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Personality

an innuendo to titties, breasts or boobs.
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Heardtrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.
She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.
by Team Britney May 29, 2022
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