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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?
I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
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what is this honey

marinas freinds when she invites them over
marina: OMGGGG
nene: 🌟what is this honey🌟
by PugInARug February 3, 2025
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new york honeybun

when you put a honeybun between your “significant others” butt cheeks, then do anal sex together, effectively using the friction to cook the honeybun, then you pull out before ejaculating and cum onto the honeybun, adding the glaze.
john: “don’t worry little man, we gon make a new york honeybun tonight, you better get them cheeks ready”
by chancesss February 17, 2026
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Grand Blanc Hockey

A middle ground team usually with 2-4 seniors that carry the entire team, with a great coach. while the rest are there just to give the seniors a break. seasons mostly suck with a higher lost rate than win probably because they let furries on the team and like elfs.
You hear about grand blanc hockey yesterday?
yea got mercied 9-1 in the second period by mid michigan
by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025
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work from home honey

A sweetie from online who keeps you company during your boring work from home days.
My wfh experience was initially quite boring and isolating, but that changed when I started talking to a work from home honey.
by votme February 28, 2025
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Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
“I could use dessert”

You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”
by BourbonMike March 1, 2025
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