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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
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Cookie Monster

A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.
Wow, she really is one cookie monster.
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The cookie to my cupcake

The cookie to my cupcake means someone is worth everything to u and u would do anything to them.
by Jani123456 January 13, 2021
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Wookie-Cookie

A thick juicy full earthed camel toe, also known as a frontal wedgie, or the visible clef of the female's pelvic area, covered by a tight fabric; for all to see.
"Check out the huge Wookie-Cookie on that broad"
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Kells Cookie

When Kellen Edeburn shoves a cookie up his nose and sniffs his ears.
What are you doing with those cookies? Im pulling a Kells Cookie
by jakku1k May 18, 2023
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cookie and apple

A badass Roblox duo consisting of Cookie and Fynn, also known as Apple, also known as Shyron, Also known as Zypher, also known as Rex, Also known as Taihan, also known as T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R, Formerly known as Nick, also known as Papyrus, also known as Asriel, Also known as Annoying BASTARD also known as a bunch more shit nicknames im too lazy to type :>
COOKIE AND APPLE BACK AT IT AGAIN

Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E

(Apple is a crazy bitch)
by ZypherCreator2.0 May 26, 2020
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fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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