National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

mini game children fucks

THESENFUCKING 5 YESR OLDS SPEND 400 DOLLARS ON A FUCKING VRNHEADSET JUST TOMPLAY A GAME THAT IS ABSED AROUND FUCKING FORILLASS

Stop becoming a mini game children fucks

by hippopotomonstrousesquipedalio July 9, 2022

I love child labour

It’s true

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better

by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022

middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022