When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
by McChuff January 28, 2024
Get the turbo poomug. by Blaze Gardener March 31, 2023
Get the mighty poomug. The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 3, 2013
Get the Poo Placementmug. Poo is yummy
by Poo is for legends October 24, 2019
Get the Poomug. An overweight person with their head resembling faeces (FAT poo head) or a person with their head resembling a large piece of faeces (FAT POO head)
by yers police May 20, 2021
Get the Fat Poo Headmug. A surgical connection between a woman's vagina and her rectum designed to allow extreme forms of penetration.
Purely a hypothetical concept.
Purely a hypothetical concept.
by Stephen the sick pervert July 29, 2003
Get the poo-poo vaggiemug. “My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
Get the Very Important Poo (VIP)mug.