David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!
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Get the Davide mug.Literally the Strongest person known to man Kind. David’s are always hench and spend most of the time at the gym
David is Hench
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Get the David mug.More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
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Get the Davide Crapanzano mug.David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
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